This month’s caption winner:
“Red-headed step-Deere” – sent in by Randy Zelin, New York, NY
RUNNER-UP: “Nothing runs like a… what?” — Charles Curtis, via email
Other submissions:
- John suddenly realized that perhaps he had misheard his wife when she said to him, “Would you take my little red sports car in for service, John, dear? — Bruce W. Jenett, via email
- Owner, supervisor, employee — guess which car belongs to each? — Robert O’Sullivan, Beverly Hills, CA
- Due to obvious space limitations, I’m only picking up my really small tractor parts today. — Billy Hufnagel, Placentia, CA
- “Nothing runs like a Deere.” Especially… — Rob Karr, Cupertino, CA
- OMG. I’m green with envy — E. Steven Lenger M.D., via email
- The American dream! Long hours in my youth working with grass using John Deere equipment. Saving up to become a retailer selling grass legally. Finally able to afford a Ferrari. — Roger H. Sternfeld, Wyndmoor, PA
- Do John Deere parts also come in red? — Brady Lindsey, Carmel, CA
- “Nigel pulled his Lotus into the proper spot to pick up his paint. While not BRG, John Deere Classic Green would have to do.” — Joe Shubitowski, San Luis Obispo, CA
- “Deere John, please bring out the brake-sensor plunger I ordered.” — Greg Zelazek, Roswell, GA
- When John’s wife told him, “I know where you can get the Lotus serviced, John, dear,” he didn’t quite get the right idea. — Tom Clarke, Scotts Valley, CA
- “I need a spark plug. Do you deliver?” — Stephen Later, Southern Pines, NC
- I guess farmers need speedy parts delivery. — Gary Francis, Chico, CA
- Envy comes in many shades… — James S. Eubanks, Marietta, GA
- Getting ready for the tractor pull. — Richard Schnyder, Laguna Beach, CA
- Validation of company motto: Nothing runs like a Deere. — Bill Zander, Helvetia, OR
- I knew I was right. At least half of every Ferrari is made of John Deere parts. — Dixie Moore, via email
This Month’s Mystery Photo

Our Photo, Your Caption
Email your caption to us at mysteryphoto@sportscarmarket.com. Ties will be arbitrarily and capriciously decided.
Do you have a Mystery Photo? Email a high-res file in JPEG format to mysteryphoto@sportscarmarket.com. Please include your name and contact information. If we use your photo, you’ll get an official SCM cap.
Please only submit photos that you have taken yourself. Your submission grants SCM permission to use it.


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